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What was your most embarrassing sex moment? Give details...Posted 1 week ago
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- No, this is not made up in anyway!!! I was 18 when this happened. When my then-boyfriend (who's now my husband) and I started having sex, we liked to experience with crazy stuff (and we still do). I had this weird, red bunkbed in my room, and I just used the top bunk to store junk in. I had my boyfriend over for a night of fun, unbeknownst to my parents. We broke out the handcuffs and eventhough I hate to be bound in any way, I decided to let him try to cuff me to the bed while we had sex. My boyfriend also confessed to me that he thought my ugly, peach-colored prom dress was incredibly sexy. So here I was, dressed in my too-tight prom dress, handcuffed to my bunkbed. I was already uptight, not liking being bound to the bed to much, but of course, my boyfriend dug it. I could not wait to get out of those handcuffs. So, we were getting it on when suddenly, my mom bursts through my door. "Oh, you have to turn the channel to Saturday Night Live right ! now!!" Let me remind you that I had both wrists cuffed up behind my head and my peach dress on. My boyfriend panicked and threw a blanket up over my hands, unable to get the key in time. My mom just sat there, looking at us, insisting that we see the funny SNL sketch. I just barked, "Cool, mom, can you leave please?!?!" My boyfriend, with trembling hands, managed to flip the channels just to please my mom. She said nothing and just closed the door. I was so shaken up, that I ordered my boyfriend to unlock me and let me take that stupid dress off. It scared me from sex for a good couple of days. I waited for days and days for my mom to confront me about that extremely embarrassing moment, but she never did!! To this day, my husband thinks she probably didn't notice what we were doing, but I don't know how she could have missed it!!!
Posted 1 week ago - After my husband got out of the military we decided to move back home. For the first few weeks we had to stay at his mothers house and sleep on the couch in the living room....with Jerry. The fifteen year old Maccaw. Our first night there we decided to break in the sofa bed with a little R+R. The next day we were all sitting at the breakfast table and Jerry started screaming. We all turned to make sure he was alright. He started babbling something at first and we couldn't make out what he was saying, but it sounded like he was in pain. It began to get clearer and clearer though.
In his best female voice we heard, "OH GOD..OH BABY" over and over followed by screams. My father in law ran out of the house laughing. Believe it or not my mother in law sat there still confused. We've never had sex in the house since.
Posted 2 years ago - OMG I got caught having sex in the "closed nosebleed section" at a Pittsburg Baseball game by a security guard.. God only knows how long he watched before he stopped us and who else he alerte
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